An Investigation Must Be Started Concerning…..

These court sketch artists. You would think Dolph Lundgren stood in for Donald Trump at today’s indictment hearing in Washington DC.

Trump, who in person resembles a big toe if you ate a bag of Cheetos with it. In his last two court appearances has been made to look like the superhero version of the McDonald’s enthusiast.

There is something suspicious going on here because one time in Florida you could chalk it up to a MAGA-loving artist. Now in Washington DC, where Trump received only 5% of the votes. To have his sketches once again look like the Adonis he pictures himself as. (Mostly in his daydreams where he fantasizes about sweeping his daughter off her feet.) It just can’t be a serendipitous occurrence.

Something is just not right. For this and many other reasons, we need to have cameras during this trial. Not only because this could be the most important trial in the history of this Nation. But also because someone needs to catch Donald slipping the sketch artist a $100 bill on the way in.