In this corner, we have Vivek Ramaswamy. Unironically rapping Eminem to a cornfield of Iowans. After the cringeworthy performance by Presidential candidate Ramaswamy. Vivek reacted as if he nailed his “Amerca’s Got Talent” audition. Now don’t get me wrong, I too love Eminem. I’m also a fan of cringe comedy. However, this performance may have single-handedly ruined both for me. I must warn you if you’re susceptible to douche-chills. Viewer discretion is advised
In the other corner, we have “Meatball” Ron Desantis. Who has the social skills of the “Cocaine Bear”. He was also in attendance at the Iowa State Fair. Where he was ruthlessly heckled this weekend. Two women were rhythmically shouting the phrase “pudding fingers” via bullhorn. The chant was blasted directly in “Meatball Ron’s” face as he strolled around the State Fair.
In my opinion, Vivek is the big winner in this vote. Desantis having an awkward moment has been a daily occurrence throughout his campaign. Candidate Ramaswamy, up to this point has been fairly “vanilla” When it’s come to standing out in the overcrowded Republican field. So yes Vivek, you do get my vote today. You just can’t expect to get it EVER AGAIN!
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