Will Trump’s Hand Fit Comfortably In His New Puppet In The Speaker Position?

There you have it folks if you had Mike Johnson of Louisiana you can now cash your bets. The new Speaker of the House of Representatives is well known in MAGA circles as he helped facilitate the Texas lawsuit to throw out millions of votes cast by Americans in multiple states. One of the unsung heroes of MAGA fanboys everywhere. Not only did he vote against certifying the 2020 election he also was on Trump’s Senate Impeachment team during Trump’s first impeachment.

Immediately after Joe Biden was officially elected president Johnson sent out a Tweet saying “I have just called President Trump to say this: ‘Stay strong and keep fighting, sir! The nation is depending upon your resolve. We must exhaust every available legal remedy to restore Americans’ trust in the fairness of our election system.’”

Speaker elect Johnson also proposed criminalizing gay sex writing. “Homosexual relationships are inherently unnatural and, the studies clearly show, are ultimately harmful and costly for everyone,” he wrote. “Society cannot give its stamp of approval to such a dangerous lifestyle. If we change marriage for this tiny, modern minority, we will have to do it for every deviant group. Polygamists, polyamorists, pedophiles, and others will be next in line to claim equal protection. They already are. There will be no legal basis to deny a bisexual the right to marry a partner of each sex, or a person to marry his pet.” A quote that wretched makes you wonder if “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”

So strap in folks if you thought a 3 week Republican clusterfuck was annoying just wait until this same bunch has to actually pass legislation. As long as one member can still vote for the removal of the Speaker, Mike Johnson will have the job security of a mute telemarketer.

So congratulations to Trump and his merry band of House MAGA morons after sabotaging all the deserving Speaker nominees you finally found the Trump puppet who has yet to piss off the moderate wing of the party. Now I wonder how long before Kevin McCarthy will finally take down his “Speaker of the House” sign that he still proudly hangs above his office? You know he has the perfect spot waiting for it in his man cave. It can go right between his self-portrait and his “I put the cis in fascist” T-shirt but above his replica Game of Thrones iron throne. I’m sure it will be a big hit with the boys at his next “Right or Racist” game night.