On College and University campuses across the country, students are outraged by the Biden Administration’s attempts to eradicate the illegal trafficking of fentanyl. Students claim the President’s policy on the issue doesn’t take into account the feelings of those who recreationally use the drug and the financial burden it will pose to those who sell it to support their families.
One student, Hailey Simmons from UCLA said “I’ve never voted before but if I decide to, President Biden won’t get my vote.” Adding “He’s literally trying to tell me what I can put in my own body. Isn’t that totally against my freedoms?”
When asked if he ever used fentanyl recreationally Tyler Santini of Arizona State University said “Nah Bro! My buddy died from that shit.” Asked why he decided to attend the protest if he lost a friend to the lethal drug. Santini replied, “My dude died because he thought he was buying coke, I got no problem with people who enjoy getting fucked up on the stuff.”
When asked for comment about the protests over the Biden Administration’s handling of the fentanyl epidemic. Biden’s Press Secretary responded by saying, “At this point, I hope Trump wins, so I don’t have to answer any more of your ridiculous questions”.
Donald Trump on “Truth Social” wrote about the ongoing protests. “There’s a reason he’s called Sleepy Joe and that’s because he wants to take all the fentanyl for himself and his Chinese spy son, Hunter.”
Although at this time, we can’t verify the validity of Trump’s statement, we decided to print it anyway, because we can. Coming up next we will explore the growing tensions in the 2024 Presidential Election. Our latest polls show Trump has a commanding lead with uneducated racists in Northern Florida. Also, House Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene will stop by with her thoughts on the “Trump rules and Biden drools” debate.
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