A Farewell To George Santos!!!

(CNN)- “A total of 311 members of the House voted to expel New York GOP Rep. George Santos, including 105 Republicans. In total, 114 House members voted against the expulsion, with two members recording themselves as “present.”

All four top House GOP leaders — House Speaker Mike Johnson, House Majority Leader Steve Scalise, House GOP Conference Chair Elise Stefanik and House GOP Whip Tom Emmer — voted to keep Santos in Congress. 

In total, 112 Republicans voted against expelling Santos. 

A total of 206 Democrats voted to expel Santos. Two Democrats voted against expelling Santos from the House. They were Bobby Scott of Virginia and Nikema Williams of Georgia. Meanwhile, these two Democrats voted present: Jonathan Jackson of Illinois and Al Green of Texas.”

How the House voted on George Santos

More than 100 of the embattled former New York representative’s GOP colleagues voted to oust him over alleged misuse of campaign funds. 

PartyYesNoPresentNot voting
Republican10511205
Democratic206223
Total31111428

Source: US House of RepresentativesTable: Matt Stiles, (CNN)

Farewell George Santos! For as much as Brooklyn cobbler Giuseppe “Joey Boots” Geppeto is psyched George Santos has full-time availability now. I must admit that the part of me that enjoys writing political comedy is actually sad to see him go. Don’t get me wrong, Santos is completely unfit to be a United States Congressman.

As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t trust him to be my “Gong Farmer” if, for some unknown reason, I ever needed one. But I must say, whenever I was in a pinch, I could always rely on that Roguish Boy George to do the job God sent him here to do, be a punchline.

However, If I have learned anything from his abbreviated stint pretending to be a politician. It’s that Santos has now acquired a taste for fame and I can envision him doing whatever it takes to keep getting his fix. It’s only a matter of time before Santos sells his soul, (that he most likely stole from a service dog with cancer) to get his own reality show.

So, so long George Santos, you’re on to the next chapter in this crazy life that you’ve mostly manufactured. If one day they were to write a book about you it would be the only biography available in the fiction section.

For my last article on George Santos click the story below

For the CNN article quoted in this column click the link below

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/george-santos-expulsion-vote-12-1-23/h_dd5b5436a7d31cd7c60f049f9c0d94a6

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