(CNN) — “Most global political, spiritual and national leaders mark Christmas with a plea for peace, or by stressing the virtues of family and unity.
That’s not Donald Trump’s style.
The ex-president unleashed an online torrent of fury and bitterness, largely over his legal plights, spanning Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, previewing the discord and personal obsessions he will inflict on the nation in a pivotal election year in 2024.
Trump raged at President Joe Biden and special counsel Jack Smith, making expansive and false claims that his attempts to stay in power after losing the 2020 election represented a vital defense of American democracy and were thus perfectly legal. In a tide of invective in block capitals on his Truth Social network, Trump escalated extreme rhetoric on immigration that has drawn comparisons to Nazi demagoguery in the 1940s and reprised his view of unlimited presidential power that has critics fearing autocracy if he wins the next election.”
The Trump is a surly asocial orange creature with hands “two sizes too small” who lives alone in a gaudy resort called Mar-A-Largo located at the phallic peninsula of America known as Gatorville. He especially hates Christmas and Democracy. Trump has always been annoyed by the country’s Christmas celebrations and it’s Democratic values. One Christmas Eve, he finally decides to stop Inauguration Day from coming to America by disguising himself as a Republican Presidential Candidate, and his pet Rudy Giuliani as a Lawyer. In a reversal of Presidential decorum, Trump tries stealing all the national secrets, and fairly cast ballots, destroying the symbols of our Democracy. Once loaded, he plans on dumping the bags of stolen goods. He is noticed by a Republican girl named Liz Cheney but is otherwise undetected.
As the Trump reaches the reinforced steel gates of Mar-A-Largo, ready to dump the bags, he discovers that the citizens of America, despite having their votes stolen have gathered in the middle of town to sing as Christmas Day dawns. Realizing that power means more than just material possessions, the Trump’s narcissistic ego grows three sizes. He tells his White Nationalist followers the Proud Boys “to stand back and stand by” then calls upon the rest of his MAGATS, to join him in America’s Capitol for a celebration, by carving up the Constitution and unleashing his gang of misfit Republicans to storm the Capitol building and stop the peaceful transfer of power.
The End
Merry Christmas Everyone!! Let’s make sure that if I tell this story next year that it will have a happy ending. Vote Biden and Harris in 2024.
For the CNN article quoted in this column click the link below
https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/26/politics/trump-christmas-rant?cid=ios_app
The-Anti-Social-Media Pro-DEMOCRACY WING 