Trump Can’t Stop SLEEP-FARTING In The Courtroom!!!

(Meidas Touch Network)–“Credible sources have reported to MeidasTouch that Donald Trump has repeatedly passed gas in the courtroom during his New York criminal trial, typically as he nods off during the proceedings, as was reported by Maggie Haberman.

“Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom and that it’s very stinky around him,” MeidasTouch co-founder Ben Meiseles reported Friday. “It’s a putrid odor in the courtroom and Trump’s lawyers are repulsed by the scent and the smell.”  

Additional sources confirmed Meiselas’ reporting, including George Conway, who said in a tweet, “the court is going to have to issue more than a gag order here.”

One thing is for certain, the defense Trump has mounted in his N.Y. criminal case thus far has been completely full of hot air.”

(CEO)— As I have previously covered here on The-Anti-Social-Media.com Donald Trump has a long-documented history of being a putrid-smelling individual. Mostly known for his trademark body odor, being just as off-putting as his personality. We are now hearing from some credible sources, that Trump has not only been caught snoozing in court. Gaining him the nickname “Don Snoreleone”. He is also reportedly sleep-farting during his intermittent napping sessions. Issuing his own version of a gag order, as the stench “Dutch Ovens”, the unsuspecting members of the courtroom.

Previously, I had heard, from a Trump insider, that he had been practicing his facial expressions prior to his trial. As to appear stoic in any photographs taken of him while in the courtroom. At the time, I jokingly commented: “A better way to gauge Trump’s true mettle, is to check the contents of his likely overflowing adult diaper!”Looking back on that statement, it now seems more like a premonition than a throw-away 💩 joke. Now, If only I could harness my mental capabilities for something remotely beneficial. Nevertheless, I’ll always take a W, no matter how insignificant, it may be.

But I digress, back to the late-breaking wind news regarding Trump’s efforts to gaslight the courtroom with his flatulence. Just picture how much of a selfish Assh*le you’d have to be, to force your stinky will upon everyone surrounding you. Especially if it’s your own lawyers, whom Trump probably, refuses to reimburse for his defense. Instead, repaying his legal team by offering up the smelly aftermath of his previous night’s McDonalds feast. Certainly not the ideal way to show one’s gratitude for a job well done. However, it’s the cost of doing business with someone as morally bankrupt as Trump himself.

For some reason, I do have a sneaking suspicion that even if the jury has been infiltrated with a couple of MAGATS. By the time deliberation comes around every juror on the panel, including any MAGA allies. Will be utterly disgusted and repulsed by Trump’s courtroom behavior. Whether it’s a chorus of simultaneous snores and farts in concert during the man-child’s nap time. Or his unhinged insolent disposition that is so appalling to the average person. In the end, Trump may be his own worst enemy. Because his mere presence may be all it takes for a jury to deduce Trump’s actions are indefensible. So a man guilty of such inhumane conduct is only a short distance away from potential criminal conviction as the next logical consequence. Fingers crossed that my intuition on this topic will once again come to fruition. Now that would be a win we could all celebrate together!

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My Previous Coverage Of Trump’s Stench

For More Background On Trump’s Ongoing Odor Issue Watch The Video Below

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