(The Lincoln Project)–
“Are you incontinent?
Does your family hate you?
Is your lawyer testifying against you?
Do you face decades in jail?
Then is there ever a product for you! Trump Diapers allow you to spend hours in a freezing courtroom when the judge won’t let you use the restroom every time they scare the shit out of you.
This ad will run in West Palm Beach this weekend on NBC during the Kentucky Derby coverage and on FOX News Sunday morning. It will also run digitally at Mar-A-Lago.
“We know Donald ‘Von ShitzInPants’ Trump will hate that this commercial is going to be seen by all his top donors this weekend as they do Apprentice-style tryouts with potential Vice Presidential picks,” said Rick Wilson, Lincoln Project co-founder. “He’s farting and falling asleep in the courtroom because he’s lost control of his faculties. When his donors see this ad, they will see him for what he is: weak and feeble.””
(CEO)—We are all well aware by now, how Donald Trump struggles with a persistent odor problem that has plagued him for years. Most notably his natural scent has often been described as regurgitated Egg McMuffins on soiled kitty litter with a hint of sweaty taint. However, more recently his flatulence has also gained more attention. As the criminal defendant has been suffering from uncontrollable bouts of sleep-farts. That has become an everyday occurrence in his ongoing trial. As Trump struggles to maintain control over his bodily functions in the courtroom.
So the idea of Trump diapers seems like a logical progression. Any instance he can protect his lone blue suit from the smelly aftermath of an involuntary evacuation is a win. But I highly doubt that is something that Trump, himself, is proud of. Being the butt of jokes from Democrats, likely drives Trump into a shit-fit. So for his MAGA disciples to embrace Trump’s crapshoot by promoting his diaper-donning. Is certainly not the response Trump was expecting from his loyalist sympathizers. More evidence that MAGATS’ inability to judge character is only surpassed by their limitations at reading the room.
Nonetheless, if this is the one and only issue uniting both sides of the political aisle, I’m all for it. If Democrats and Republicans can overcome such vicious divisions. Able to once again break bread and enjoy a laugh together at the expense of Trump’s incontinence. Maybe there is still hope for the fate of our democracy. Trump’s reputation as the preeminent election denier makes even more sense considering. As an unidentified philosopher once said, “You denied it, you supplied it!” Since Trump has made a career out of denying. Just calculate the vast counter-supplying he would have to produce just to keep pace with his overall deny ratio. Trump utilized his connections in the Saudi oil industry just to construct such a sturdy device to plug up his gas leak.
Let’s just hope and pray the MAGA crowd doesn’t get turned off by the thought of a sudden “Kumbaya” moment over Donald’s Depends. Especially once right-wing media gets a whiff of the diaper frenzy enjoyed by both parties. They will instantly spin the narrative to the “You smelt it, you dealt it!” Constipatory theory. Once again Fox News and its cohorts in conservative media putting the blame on Liberals for the mess Trump has made. Thus ending any potential unified future where Trump’s diaper is the change this country deserves and the one his rashy bottom needs.
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