(CEO)—For anyone wondering what type of atmosphere they are missing out on at the Republican National Convention. The best way to describe it in my opinion is the MAGA version of “The Mos Eisley Cantina”. Jabba the Hut’s dystopian stomping grounds in the “Star Wars” universe. At the RNC however, you have MAGA the Hut, Donald Trump, perched high atop all of his cult-like obedient worshippers. In a dictator-esque cordoned-off elevated private box overlooking the day’s festivities. Filled with a rotating cast of MAGA celebs with the collective integrity of a Hamas training video.
Some of the key figures of the MAGA underbelly portion of today’s GOP are in attendance. Including America’s former mayor and current puddle of whiskey Rudy Giuliani. He made his presence felt when he drunkenly toppled over. After Giuliani appeared to unsuccessfully start a fight with an empty row of chairs. We also had Marjorie Taylor Greene, the hard-boiled MAGA-version of Howard Stern’s deep-fried Whack Packer Tan Mom. Calling the Democrats, in an X post she made prior to the start of the convention, the “party of pedophiles”. Yet MTG, was herself, seen mingling with a well-known pedophile in Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz.
Speaking of Matt Gaetz whose recently injected botox has him looking like a digitally enhanced CGI animation of himself came to life. He rudely interrupted an interview with the “Speaker of the House for a Day” winning contest recipient Kevin McCarthy. A disgraced politician who carries around with him at all times his emotional support gavel. Also known as the nation’s flip-flop record holder in the history of United States government. For his constant backpedaling away from his own political viewpoints. Still, McCarthy wasn’t noticeably intimidated by Gaetz’s confrontational approach. He even continued on, boring the reporter he was speaking with, to death, as if it never occurred at all. Gaetz then proceeded to challenge McCarthy to an impromptu popularity contest amongst the MAGATS in attendance. Where the contestants would be judged by the loudest ovation of boos. We are still patiently awaiting, if McCarthy is willing to accept Gaetz’s proposed double dare. My guess is that neither man will win as both will likely tie for last place just behind Trump’s ear band-aid.
The more this shit show carries on the better I start to feel about the Democratic Party’s current turmoil. The dysfunctionally on display at this MAGA meeting of the mindless is rather reassuring. The modern-day Republican establishment is nothing more than a motley crew of crooks, Christian nationalists, white supremacists, and self-loathing closeted homosexuals. Who are all uniformly decked out wearing the latest Trump gear and AR-15 lapels to show off their faux symbols of masculinity. Speaking of which it appears that this year’s RNC has once again crashed the Grindr servers, officially making this an RNC trend. Something “The Heritage Foundation”, authors of Project 2025 and the RNC’s main sponsorship. Conveniently left that information off of, the RNC’s 2024 programming guide handout. Nevertheless, rumors are swirling around the convention. How Senator Tim Scott and CPAC Chairman Matt Schlapp accounted for nearly 70% of Grindr’s web traffic in the Milwaukee region. Or as the MAGA frat boy section of the audience would immaturely estimate it at closer to 69 percent.
There you have it folks the cluster fuck that is Trump’s MAGA party for the whole wide world to witness with their own eyes. So please enjoy all of the fascist shenanigans as they occur over the course of this week. But perhaps do us all a huge favor come November and send this MAGA carnival packing for good. Vote for Democrats up and down the ballot so Trump and his co-conspirators. Can perform their divisive acts in a federal penitentiary’s general population shower room. Let’s see how this un-American racist bunch is received by their fellow inmates. A boy can dream, can’t he?
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