(CEO)— As Republicans are busy celebrating Trump’s nomination by popping Viagra and playing “Project 69” with their latest Grindr hookup at the RNC. Democrats are distracted by flawed polling and the messy cleanup of their underoos produced by that data. Elected Dem officials continue to self-sabotage their own party’s Presidential nominee Joe Biden. With neither a backup plan proposal nor a stronger alternative replacement in place. Based on the exact statistical intelligence they originally soiled themselves over.
Instead the Democrats, rightfully mortified, by Trump’s failed attempt to overturn the will of the American voters in 2020. Are now essentially pursuing the type of disenfranchisement stunt they once condemned. After Democrats failed to properly calculate Biden’s age in the three and a half years since his election. Perhaps it’s because age never impaired Biden’s job performance. Back when the sitting President was engaged in his historic stretch of accomplishments. The very reason 90% of his constituents voted for Biden once again in the Democratic primary. Where was all this dissatisfaction with the elderly Biden back then? That would’ve been the appropriate span for this negative chatter to take place.
All this chaotic infighting will earn us is a Trump dictatorship. The lone scenario every Democrat is in agreement cannot transpire. So catching a case of cold feet at this stage of the game is counterproductive. In fact, it may just be Trump’s only path to victory in November. After my extensive research on the polling industry over the last decade. No, not the same way your Aunt Mary “researches” by liking Facebook memes and being sucked down YouTube wormholes on conspiracy theories. I’m talking legitimately computed publicly accessible voting data, pre and post-primary numbers. Alongside each state’s newly registered voter records. I reviewed every known published analytical report on the subject. All of my findings have been written about in previous columns. To save you the time and headache of scrolling through all of my content. Ever since 2021 when nearly every polling organization switched to its current methodology. Ask yourself this question has your opinion ever been solicited by any one of these polls? There has been an evident 5+% bias towards Republican candidates and ideological issues. I honestly believe the GOP bias is now closer to 10%. Just from the results collected throughout this year’s primary season.
So the only way Trump gets elected is if Democrats allow him to just as they did back in 2016. Trump was within earshot of being killed the other day. Yet still, Biden is somehow having the shittier week among the two candidates. Nothing Trump and the GOP have said or done at the RNC created this reality. Nope, Democrats would rather shoot themselves directly in the foot, than ride or die with Biden. We have the architect of the greatest legislative agenda in nearly a century on our side. Republicans on the other hand have a convicted-felonous-rapist looking to establish an American dictatorship, on theirs. Still, somehow WE are the party willing to undermine the future of our nation over a 2.5-year age disparity. Perhaps the real problem facing Dems isn’t Biden’s geriatric age at all. It’s more plausible that the Democrat’s predicament is their inability to grow the fuck up and carry on. Then and only then they can ride Biden’s dry-aged butt-cheeks to victory.
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