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(CEO)—My fellow Americans our long drawn-out existential nightmare is finally over. President Joseph Biden has been forced to step down from the Democratic nomination for the Presidency. Thanks in large part to the bravery and intestinal fortitude of the mainstream media and outspoken Democrats alike. For confidently anointing themselves into American hero status. Tipping the scales of public perception in favor of their narratives while taking minimal credit. As the impending threat of a second President Biden term was successfully thwarted today. As details about his dangerously old age increasingly emerged. A simple fact that the century’s most accomplished US Commander and Chief never once attempted to valiantly deny.
Now that Biden has officially succumbed to the overwhelming outrage of the limited few our national threat to democracy has subsided. Exposed by a coordinated effort involving the political truth seekers. Most known throughout Trump’s campaign, the press and Democrats loyal to the political rumor mill. A trifecta too cumbersome for Biden to hold at bay. With only his list of historic accomplishments to protect him from merited age discrimination. Still, his 2.5-year age difference was the unavoidable Constitutional crisis this country could never overcome. Just imagine the entitlement of Biden to compare his menacing age discrepancy. To the failed Trump-inspired insurrection to overthrow the will of the American voters on January 6th, 2021. Further proof of just how out of touch with the media’s alternative reality Biden was.
Thank God Democrats disregarded the opinion polling that suggests Kamala Harris’s unpopularity is greater than Biden’s amongst voters. Ignoring that specific data but highlighting Biden’s weaknesses is beyond a brilliant political strategy. The Biden campaign was so blindly focused on emphasizing Trump’s morality shortcomings and negligent policy failures. Such as his lengthy list of criminal prosecutions and sexual predatory behavior. Perhaps the Harris camp will accentuate his genuine endangerment to our nation, Trump’s own advanced age. Now that the tables have turned and Democrats have regained the moral high ground from Trump. Following a self-inflicted hostile Democratic takeover of Biden’s nomination.
We should all consider ourselves lucky that President Biden will no longer force-feed his low unemployment records, medical expenditures, student loans, crime rates, and border crossings now below Trump levels on U.S. citizens. Distracting Americans with talk of the world’s best economy, oil production, climate initiatives, military alliance, and fastest rebound from the pandemic. If it wasn’t for the media purposely dismissing that evidence. This country might never have achieved complete blissful unawareness rampant throughout. No one deserves to be bummed out by the painful realization of a future Trump dictatorship. Especially those still suffering PTSD from Biden’s tyrannical distribution of the COVID-19 vaccine to the world. My thoughts and prayers go out to all those severely affected by Biden’s geriatric condition.
Let’s promise as Democrats if and when we win back the Presidency alongside both the Senate and the House of Representatives. Our top priority is to ensure strict age limits on elected officials. Perhaps then we can move forward past all the political divisions in the US. Unless we update our current laws on the books will never truly be safeguarded. From the next crazed elder statesman promising to make his last job on earth “American Democracy’s Savior”. So God Bless all the fearless ageist patriotic pundits on both sides of the political aisle. Willingly doing the dirty work the Democratic electorate refused to involve themselves with. If not for the entire press apparatus, a select few Democrats, along with MAGA Republicans determining our candidates for us. Who knows where our country’s democracy would be relying solely upon the will of We the People? 7/21/2024 NEVER REMEMBER!!
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