JD Vance Pre And Post Beard
MAGA Mouthpiece Laura Loomer
(CEO)—Oh my, what a difference in vibes, a single day can make. After last week’s RNC had the triumphant overconfidence of a horned-up labradoodle humping his way through a prosthetic leg factory. To today’s total MAGA meltdown spreading quickly throughout Trump’s most loyal propagandists. All searching for their best hate-fueled comebacks and personal attack material. To disrespect the newly anointed Democratic Presidential Candidate VP Kamala Harris. Now that the updated fight card for the 2024 Presidency has been announced. A face-off to determine the fate of our democracy. As the Democrat, “The Prosecutor” takes on MAGA’s own “Predatory” Felon Trump in a head-to-head matchup deciding November’s election.
Just when you thought MAGATS couldn’t lower the bar of decency with their offensive brand of rhetorical jabs at Biden’s acuity. They frantically regrouped today to put out the California wildfire-like popularity flames of Harris. Before they further spread across America, burning down all hopes of a Trump victory. However, I will not stand idly by not defending the Democratic hive along with our new Queen Bee, Kamala. The days of MAGA Republicans dishing out fabricated insults at Democrats with minimal concern for backlash are over. As Democrats are now fully united behind our candidate. Patiently waiting to dole out our own unique brand of rhetorical justice. Regarding the threat Trump and his allies pose to American unity. But unlike the thin-skinned MAGA cowards on the right of the political divide. Dems can also take scrutiny just as easily as we can pass it out. A legitimate sign of principled fortitude, absent amongst Trump and his MAGA worshipers.
Take for example MAGA VP nominee and pudgy man-child of “Hillbilly Elegy” fame, JD Vance. A known fraudster who himself is so utterly humiliated by the overall number of chins exposed on his unshaven face. He relies upon his “Just for Men” colored facial hair to moonlight as an “emotional support beard”. When photos of his prior jiggly baby-faced look are ridiculed across social media platforms. This misogynist afterthought on the MAGA Presidential ticket. Publicly made claims Kamala Harris is a “childless cat lady”. A belligerently vile human being that previously said. Aborting a rape-produced fetus fell under the “Two wrongs don’t make a right” category. A literal two-faced faux tough guy, that once called Trump “Hitler”-esque. Not long before his indoctrination into fascism occurred and prior to the initial application of his homegrown chin merkin.
Another “Cameo” personality, popular among the MAGA underbelly of our society. Laura Loomer is often considered the far-right’s adaptation of a “Karen”. When she referred to the sitting Vice President Kamala Harris as a “former prostitute” and fellatio aficionado. It exposed Loomer as just another delusional MAGA-type skilled in the art of projection and deflection. Just as her “Make A Wish” MAGA-Sugar-daddy edition, dream maker, Donald Trump. Loomer herself appears to have fallen victim to an inside practical joke played on her by her plastic surgeon. After he successfully enhanced her facial features to match the level of ugliness found within her soul.
So if the election season devolves into a referendum on sophomoric put-downs. Now that Republicans understand their candidate Trump has no chance of beating Harris in policy debates. I find no problem contributing my name-calling talents to the ongoing political back and forth. On behalf of the Democratic Party and the Harris campaign. Never have I felt more qualified for such a meaningful position as this. Which I’m honored and eagerly accept a bucket list aspiration for joke writers. We all have certain niche talents to aid the Democratic cause. So I officially call dibs on this assignment. Yesterday’s announcement turned the tide in democracy’s favor for the first time in a long while. So Let’s ride this Kamala wave of Party unification onto the shores of history. As, We the People, proudly elect the first-ever Black Female President of the United States of America.
The-Anti-Social-Media Pro-DEMOCRACY WING 