

(CEO)—In the words of, my heterosexual man crush and 7-time Super Bowl Champion, Tom Brady “Let’s Fucking Go!” Kamala Harris came out roaring today. As the Democratic lioness, fresh off, receiving her brand new title. The party’s official Presidential nominee in 2024. Harris, with the fired-up Milwaukee Wisconsin crowd, eating out of the palm of her hand. Hanging on her every word, she passed out to her ecstatic supporters, their marching orders. To begin work on vanquishing Trump and his fascist agenda in November. Something the sold-out crowd seemed more than happy to oblige.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump and his scared shitless allies revealed just how unprepared and fearful they are presently. After Harris’s sudden meteoric rise to the top of the Democratic ticket. So In between Trump’s more frequent diaper changes and cheating at golf. The paper-thin-skinned deviant was frantically rage-posting his hysterical thoughts on his much saner opponent. Trump himself, a $6,000 Harris donor, back when she was California’s Attorney General. Now he suffers severe night sweats and irritable bowel syndrome. At the mere thought of losing to the Dem Queen Bee. So much so that Trump has ordered his MAGA fanboys to file baseless articles of impeachment on Harris. The MAGA Republican equivalent of a toddler’s temper tantrum. It’s clearly a bad sign, when compared to the humiliated and recently resigned Secret Service boss, Trump’s future looks rather bleak.

Trump, still workshopping his nickname for Harris. Appears to be beta testing “Lyin’” at this point. An ironic projection coming from George Santos’s mentor and fabrication consultant. Especially since Trump made no less than six of his own lies in the same Truth-less Social rant. Seven if you consider the spelling of poll, P-O-L-E. A passive-aggressive attempt to subvert the wishes of Apple’s autocorrect. Trump in his incoherent ramblings is rapidly coming across as unhinged. He even chose to give himself a mid-post pep talk. Describing himself as a “fine and brilliant young man”. Like a self-complimentary version of motivational speaker Matt Foley. But unlike Chris Farley’s hilarious character “living in a van down by the river”. Trump’s unfunny ass, is hiding beneath his golden-showered stained sheets, on his Melania-less bed. Praying to his favorite portrait of himself hung directly above his headboard. Asking his own image to grant all his political wishes like he’s some sort of MAGA bottle-less genie.

After Trump has enjoyed extended periods of unprecedented undeserved fortune. He now finds himself on the receiving end of long overdue karmic payback. That up until now Trump’s somehow sidestepped. But As the sexual predator has quickly devolved into the Prosecutor’s political prey. Perhaps Trump and his enablers should focus more attention on cowardly backing out of the debate with Harris. Because name-calling Kamala in misogynistic and racist terms just doesn’t cut it anymore. The American public is in agreement, calling the Vice President a “DEI” hire, is offensive. This Trump negativity may be red meat easily consumed by his dwindling MAGA base. However, it further alienates undecided voters into the welcoming embrace of the Democrat. After nearly a decade’s worth of Trump’s divisive political presence, Americans long for a unifying force like Vice President Kamala Harris. Since separated we fall, but together we will rise!

