
(CEO)—As Republicans pathetically try to discredit Kamala Harris’s persona with misogynistic and racist fabrications. Claiming the uber-successful and accomplished Black Female politician slept her way up to the Vice Presidency. Pretty much the go-to character assassination attempts you’d expect from the MAGA culture-less. A collection of wannabe alpha males that wouldn’t know how to properly treat a woman. If she wasn’t made of plastic and required an air compressor to fill out her inanimate form.

That includes MAGA’s newly crowned prince JD Vance. A man so incredibly unpopular he broke the all-time record low for favorability ratings with a minus 6. Vance, a Putin fanboy just like his puppet master, Trump. Is so off-putting, the Russian propagandists on State Run Television. Can’t even muster up enough deception to feign admiration for Vance. When their only paid assignment is to lie on behalf of Trump and the Russian government. Ironically JD Vance is the individual tasked with leading the personality attacks on Harris. In between his public denials that he was a habitual couch fucker back during his pre-beard days. After rumors quickly spread online about his involvement in a past ménage a trois. That allegedly took place between a lubed-up latex glove, a couch cushion, and Vance’s pent-up sexual tension. Regardless of its authenticity, JD Vance wants to make it crystal clear to the American public. That this love triangle chatter never existed. No matter what the rug burns on JD’s knees imply.

In most circumstances, I would take a person at their word about humping furniture to completion. However, Vance has a long storied history of being a fraudster. That’s without including his irrational phobia of his gunt-like shaven face. The fake opioid addiction charity he founded and used the funds to start his political career is just one example. How can we also overlook the fact that he considers himself a recovering homosexual? Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. I just never knew sexuality came with an on/off switch installed. Then there’s the issue of his own name. Vance has changed it so many times now that Sean Combs, AKA Puff Daddy, AKA P. Diddy, AKA, etc thinks JD’s pseudonym roulette is a bit excessive. Yet he never once called himself the “Sofaking Cushion Vance” which in my opinion was a marketing opportunity missed. Even the guy’s bestselling biography/biopic about his life “Hillbilly Elegy” In no way describes Vance’s actual upbringing in the suburbs of Ohio. Instead, the backwoods Appalachian portion of Kentucky was the setting of the story.

So for all the heinous labels being thrown around about Kamala Harris. One thing is abundantly noticeable about our future President. She is an assertive, confident, and accomplished woman. Authentically comfortable with who she is, inside and out. Something the MAGA phonies condemning her cannot truthfully argue themselves. Donald Trump has been parading around for decades with an artificial orange glaze head to toe. Never mind all the dyed neck hair he somehow combs over the top to cover up his bald spot. It starts with Trump at the top of the MAGA presidential ticket. Dishonesty trickled down, like his economic plan, to his afterthought VP pick. It’s Republicans, not Democrats that are the party genuinely ashamed of their true selves and to be honest they should be.

