Trump Panicked After FBI Director Testified His Ear May Be Cut By Glass Not A Bullet!!!

(CEO)—As bad news continues to plague Donald Trump’s campaign. The realization that he will lose to Kamala Harris in November’s election increases with each passing hour. Trump’s mental stability and confidence have been in a sharp decline as of late. That was before the FBI Director Chris Ray testified in front of Congress. That the possibility that Trump was not struck by a bullet but with teleprompter shrapnel. Was the origin of Trump’s ear laceration, during the assassination attempt on his life. This testimony seemed to have triggered the habitual victim, Trump.

He instantly took to his Truth-less Social account to express his irrational hatred for the FBI’s top brass. Director Ray who Trump appointed himself, is a lifelong Republican. But like most other Trump appointees who refuse to lie on Donald’s behalf. He’s become a frequent target of Trump’s criticism and the focus of threats from MAGA sympathizers. Trump could easily put this accusation to rest by releasing the hospital report of the incident. Instead, Trump would rather have a disgraced former doctor and current MAGA Congressman Ronny Johnson Jackson write him a bullshit “doctors” note. As if Trump had his co-truant forge a medical exemption letter. To con his Head Master into assuming his absence was legitimate when in reality he skipped school.

Jackson was demoted by the Navy for misconduct and doesn’t have a valid medical license. Yet somehow Jackson who Trump routinely calls Johnson for no particular reason. Still managed to write excessive amounts of prescriptions for opioids, speed, and other illicit narcotics for the Trump Administration. The White House was described as a fully operational “Pill Mill” by the press. So much so that even Michael “The King of Popping Pills” Jackson’s (No relation to Ronny) doctor would have thought the Congressman’s distribution of drugs was way overboard.

Relying upon the accuracy of Ronny Jackson’s medical opinion of Trump’s condition. Is the equivalent of trusting George Santos to author a factual biography about himself. At this point, skepticism is warranted every time Trump’s mouth is in motion or his tiny fingers are busily rage-typing his latest post. Seeing as taking Trump at his word led to the January 6th insurrectionists serving lengthy prison sentences. You tend to require a lot more definitive evidence before giving Trump the benefit of the doubt. For now, it’s only speculation that Trump’s unsolicited ear piercing was committed by glass projectiles. Then again so isn’t Trump’s presumption of sustaining a bullet wound. Whichever object ultimately struck Trump’s ear, we can all agree he was lucky it wasn’t Mike Tyson’s teeth. Either way, both sides of the political aisle are looking forward to the investigation’s conclusion. Especially now with unanimous bipartisan support from Congress in uncovering the facts of that tragic day. In the same way, both Parties unified to expose the truth about the January 6th attack on the Capitol…..……………………………………………………………………Not!!

UPDATE:

OF COURSE, THE FBI NOW CLAIMS IT WAS A BULLET AS SOON AS I PUBLISHED THIS ARTICLE!!!

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