(CEO)—Oh my, how the vicious publicity hits keep on landing squarely on Shady Vance’s gunt-like chin. Hidden beneath all his treasured facial hair. The negativity has gotten so ruthless that even I contemplated showing his badly bruised psyche some mercy. Then after further consideration, I decided as long as this MAGA-bully remained in the Presidential race. I pledged to pepper the misogynistic prick with insulting blows upon his fragile ego. Until he either cries uncle and pulls out of the contest himself. Or the more likely scenario of Trump putting him out to pasture. After contracting desperation from his contagious VP pick.
In today’s episode of “JD Vance is the absolute worst”. We find the recovering couch cushion fornicator/ dolphin erotica aficionado. Also has a storied history of monkey testicular mutilations. Back during the fraudster’s “finance bro” era. Vance’s venture capitalist firm, also stole the personal data of millions of religious worshippers. Through the prayer-based app, they launched called “Hallow”. While simultaneously funding “AmplifyBio”, an unethical biotech startup. They performed animal cruelty experiments on live monkeys. Then a multitude of technician errors led to the deaths and severe burning of the primate’s private parts.
Adding fuel to the scorched earth wildfire that is Vance’s political reputation. That went up in flames faster than his VC firm financed the incineration of Curios George’s genitalia. The Con artist in Chief’s simpleton sidekick chose to honor the memory of 9/11 in 2021. By perusing Natzi and Confederate memorabilia between taking selfies at a gun show. Taking such a shameless MAGA approach to commemorate one of the most tragic events in American history. Much like how Vance celebrates the violent coup attempt his tyrannical puppeteer orchestrated. Just eight months prior on January 6th at the Capital.
You recognize JD Vance suffered a mortifying stretch of public humiliation this week. When the least embarrassing revelation to surface was his awkward endorsement of Diet Mountain Dew as a racist beverage. Which on its own merits doesn’t seem so absurd. Yet the realization that it doesn’t scratch the top ten of his most freakish idiosyncrasies. Is symptomatic of a more widespread personality flaw innate among the Trump apologists. Ironically I’m starting to feel strangely inquisitive about what else lurks beneath the surface of his punchable facade.
So much so that when this whole VP stint ends in catastrophic failure for JD. I will be the first person in line to buy a copy of his follow-up to “Hillbilly Elegy”. Of course, it must be a truthful account of the same shameful behavior that will inevitably result in his political demise. Not the literary equivalent of a tranquilizer dart to the neck, that was his fabricated first biography. If Vance is in any way interested. I have been workshopping some titles for him to choose from. Including “Lord of the Dolphin Porn Ring”, “Gay Pride To Prejudice”, “The Coucher in the Raw”, “To Kill A Monkey’s Balls”, and “Hillbilly Elegy 2: Electric Blue Racist Diet Mountain Dew”. In my opinion, each one could easily become a best-selling novel just on the strength of their thought-provoking names alone.
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