For A 78 Year Old Man To Be This Focused On A Drawing Of Someone Else…Obsessed Much?
The Image Of Hope And Strength
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An Orange Puddle Of Crazy
Speaking Of Paper-Thin-Skinned Egos
This Election Means So Much To So Many
(CEO)—As we further unpack the slurring spoken meeting of the mindless between Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Two men with an affability rating so embarrassingly low. They both score well below genital warts and somewhere slightly above childhood AIDS. The overall ambiance of the event was relatively awkward. At times sounding much like the results of an AI-generated conversation. If the artificial intelligence system was asked to produce a dialogue. Between a racist Daffy-Duck-Impersonator suffering a stroke. Hosted by an autistic nonhuman entity trapped inside the exoskeleton of Earth’s richest being. Yet somehow, still one topic stood out amongst the litany of long-winded meanderings. It was Trump’s obsession with Kamala Harris’s cover art on Time Magazine’s latest issue.
In Trump’s description of the stoic Harris rendering. He declared something that piqued my curiosity. When he compared the illustration of Harris to his own wife Melania’s image. It wasn’t so much Trump’s comment by itself. But more his, caught with his hand in the cookie jar, type of genuine reaction to his statement. It almost appeared that Trump prevented himself for once. Just before he conveyed a highly offensive thought. If so then Trump chose to instead, bury the lead. Because for as long as I have covered Trump over the years. Rarely have I ever witnessed Trump play himself off mid-sentence. As if he was the aggressive orchestra cutting off Oscar recipients, mid-thank-you speech. Whatever thought was trapped inside the hellscape that is Trump’s brain. Was something far too inappropriate, to even say live in front of the internet’s antisemitic playground, on X.
Since he was mid-comparison of his former wife to Harris. My educated guess is that he was about to say Kamala (Which he epically failed to say properly) appeared white on the cover. This is only speculation on my part. But why else would Trump reference Melania’s looks, in relation to Kamala Harris? Especially when the two women look nothing alike. Then today at Trump’s rally he was still referring to the Harris drawing. Where he once again danced around the subject like he had much more to deliver on the matter, but refused. Believe me when I say, I would much rather be in Gaza right now, than in the depths of Trump’s mind. But a cartoonish-like thought bubble, above Trump’s head at all times. Now that my friends, is what you call convenience.
The one thing I am confident of. It’s only just a matter of time before Trump blurts out. Whatever racist opinion, is rolling around in that thick-ass-orange-head of his. Still struggling just to keep it all inside of himself. As his porous self-restraint has been known to play little to no defense at all. There’s no doubt in my mind that it will eventually escape at some point As always, I will be waiting here patiently to publish a self-indulgent “I told you so!” article. With only the most humblest of memes and semi-caps headlines imaginable. As long as I’m not giving off any too many Trumpian vibes. I however can honestly admit, I’m a know-it-all Masshole. In the poignant words of my afterschool cartoon favorite G.I. Joe”…and knowing, is half the battle.”
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