MAGA Official Fired After Admitting N.H. Is No Longer Within Trump’s Reach!!!

The Boston Globe Ran A Story About A Top Trump Official Being Let Go For Warning The Campaign New Hampshire Was Out Of Reach

Tom Mountain Former Vice Chairman Of The Massachusetts Republican Party Was Heading Up The Northeast Region For The Trump Campaign

In His Email He Told The Campaign To Put Its NH Resources Towards The Must Win State Of Pennsylvania

How Does Trump Respond By Writing Some Fan Fiction Type Post About How Everything Is Fine In NH And There’s Nothing To See Here

(CEO)—A few points that stuck out to me about this Tom Mountain (Sounds like a Northern New England Male Stripper’s stage name BTW) saga that’s unfolding. First of all how very Trumpian of Donald’s campaign to fire a volunteer staffer. I can just imagine how that unfolded. “So I have good and bad news for you, the good news is we will continue to not pay you at all, but the bad news is…drumroll please (Then holds up iPhone with a recording of Trump’s catchphrase) YOU’RE FIRED!” Secondly is it not the most thin-skinned MAGA motivation you’ve ever heard of, to terminate someone solely for being the bearer of bad news? Despite its truthfulness.

Not only that but Trump’s first instinct was to respond to all of this negative publicity surrounding New Hampshire. By going onto Anti-Truth Social and composing some fan fiction reimagining of the facts. With a delusional rainbow and gumdrop childish vision from the Magical Land of MAGA-Make-Believe. Just so Trump can cover up the truth that his campaign is hemorrhaging voters to Harris in the Granite State. All because his fragile ego can’t handle any semblance of negative news. As if killing the messenger somehow miraculously solves the underlying crises facing Trump’s campaign.

Don’t get me wrong Tom Mountain isn’t some foreshadowing chiorboy savant either. This is the same guy who was forced to resign as Vice Chairman of the Massachusetts Republican Party. Due to his involvement in posting “creepy” comments to women on Facebook. The ironic part of the whole scandal is, it turns out Mountain was being “Catfished” the entire time. It was supporters of another Masshole Republican named Jim Lyons who did Mountain dirty. He intentionally set up the horny old GOPer as payback from a prior inter-party dispute. Setting a pervert trap that Mountain was all too eager to jump into penis-first. Although, the so-called “gorgeous women” he was inappropriately sending lewd messages to, turned out to be neither, gorgeous nor women at all. Still, they documented and leaked the exchange to some Masshole MAGA Blogger dubbed Turtle F*cker Boy. So in the end, Mountain did ultimately get f*cked, by the “women” he was secretly chatting with online. Just not in the predatorial way, he had frequently fantasized about.

The drastic fall from grace of the former Republican Party. As it rapidly devolves into the MAGA deviation of its once proud self. Now filled top to bottom with fascists, habitual liars, misogynistic perverts, and con artists. Molded-In the same image of their cult-hero political figure, Trump. A man representing all of the above deplorable qualities wrapped into one. Where the only cost of admission is blind loyalty to their corrupted leader. But if you show any signs of weakness, (AKA living in reality) and successfully escaping the alternative MAGA-bubble-safe-space. You can count on being unceremoniously shown the exit door for all your troubles. With such a miserably uninviting ideological approach to politics. It’s no wonder their enrollment numbers are dwindling at an alarming pace. Not only just in New Hampshire but also nationwide.

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