Putin’s Playing Chess While Trump’s Playing The Telephone Game
Actually The Brain Is An Organ…But Since Trump’s Head Is Technically Up His Own Ass I Can Understand His Confusion
Sadly Unbeknownst To Trump This Was His Only Honest Moment Of The Entire Day-Long Rant
How Devious Of Trump To Fabricate A Lie About Harris.. Just So He Could Visit His Favorite Restaurant Under The Guise Of A Fact-Finding Mission
You Know Once Trump Gets McDonald’s On Brain And Nature Takes Its Course He’s No Longer A Match Against His Own Bodily Functions
Perhaps The Unhinged Rage-Posting Throughout The Night Isn’t The Best Remedy For Insomnia
Here Trump Utilizes Reverse Psychology To See How His Base Reacts To His Own Extreme Policies
Does Trump Actually Believe The Two Huge Teleprompters On Either Side Of His Head Are Invisible?
I Wonder If He Even Realizes That The Debate Was Nationally Televised
WoW Just Imagine The Amount Of Excuses He Would’ve Made If He Had Actually Lost The Debate




My Fellow Americans I Present To You Your Republican Nominee For President… Mr Donald J. Trump
— C.E.O.
(There’s nothing more I could add to this Trump performance. I believe it speaks volumes about his fitness for office all by its lonesome.)

