The Other Day Donald Trump Introduced Another Overpriced Chachkie To Add To The Ever Growing Trump Grift Collection

This Time Around It’s The Trump Timepiece of Shit
With Only 147 In Existence… Trump Has Priced Them To Sell For The Low Low Bargain Basement Cost Of Only $100 Thousand Dollars Each…It’s Literally A Steal

And By Steal I Mean It’s A Ripoff…As Leading Watch Experts Explain In This Article

Here’s Some Of The More Damaging Testimonials From Those Experts Quoted In The Hollywood Reporter’s Piece

Here You Can See Some Of The Chinese Parts Discussed In The Above Article Quoted

However Being A Ripoff Just Might Be The Least Problematic Part Of Trump’s Latest Grift…As The Meidas Touch Network Exposes In Their Latest Investigation Into Trump
It Appears That The Watches Can Be Purchased With Untraceable Cryptocurrency

And Can Be Shipped Internationally

Yet What May Actually Arrive After Handing Over $100 K To Trump Might Not Be What You Believed You Ordered

Oh And BTW They Can’t Even Promise That It Will Arrive

Which Altogether Makes You Wonder Who Exactly Is Paying An Untraceable $100K Internationally… On A Cheap Chinese Knockoff Watch That May Or May Not Show Up….And If It Does It Might Not Even Be What You Ordered…Perhaps Someone Who Doesn’t Care About The Watch Itself…But Is Looking For An Untraceable Avenue To Pump Foreign Money Into Trump’s Coffers

Isn’t it Strange That This “Luxury Watch Company” Just So Happens To Be The Same As A Shady Company Selling Sex Products

Out Of A Small House That Is Blurred Out On Google Earth…A Telltale Sign Of A Shady Shell Operation… When The Business Address Goes Back To A Private Home Or An Empty Parking Lot… Or In This Case Both

Trump Needs All The Dirty Cash He Can Get His Hands On After How Badly His Stock Is Performing….Down Nearly 80% Since Its Peak

And If You Are Someone Who Is Convinced MAGA Republicans Can Do No Wrong… Please Explain To Me Why This Childless Cat Lady MAGA Republican Derek Anderson Is Pretending This Is His Wife And Kids On Campaign Literature… Apparently No Lie Is Considered Off Limits In MAGA…Even Fabricated Families


(CEO)—Unlike most of Donald Trump’s cheaply produced Chinese-made products that are overpriced and out of fashion. His latest entry into his MAGA-campaign collection of overvalued grifts. Now appears to have a more nefarious purpose than Trump’s other typical ripoffs. This time around Trump could be utilizing the $100K timepieces of shit to launder foreign money into his campaign coffers. Subverting campaign finance laws through untraceable cryptocurrency transactions and shell corporations.

Now I realize Trump’s MAGA sycophants aren’t the sharpest crayons in the box. But anyone willing to shell out $100K on a watch would at least confirm the authenticity and quality of their purchase. Yet somehow neither is guaranteed in the easily comprehensible purchase agreement. So it begs the question of who is willingly dropping $100K a pop to Trump and doesn’t give a flying f*ck about the product they get in return. I can’t imagine the average rally-attending MAGAT is shelling out a life-altering amount of money to a faux self-described Billionaire.

Perhaps someone who is in fact, not paying an exorbitant amount of money for the actual watch itself. But instead, they are buying access to the potential U.S. President at a fairly discount rate. So whatever product is inside the box if and when it ever arrives at its final destination. Is just as inconsequential to the “buyer” as the well-being of Trump’s kids is to Donald. This sounds much more plausible and a surefire way to conveniently funnel foreign funds indiscriminately. Then it will be finding enough suckers in his MAGA base. To commit that type of cash for another one of Trump’s hair-brain schemes to make it worthwhile.

There’s also another obvious discrepancy between the total number of watches being manufactured. Trump claims there are only 147 in existence and they are all numbered accordingly. However, in the fine print, you might’ve noticed that they say each timepiece is made to order. So not only do those two statements seem rather contradictory. This entire operation reeks of fraud and just like Trump’s body odor it doesn’t pass the smell test. So much so that If I were Attorney General Merrick Garland. This little campaign stunt just jumped to the top of my investigational to-do list. Trump is always on the lookout for new and innovative solutions to conceal his corruption. So regardless if this is a money laundering conspiracy or not. It’s still a watch worth a few hundred dollars being sold for $100K. So at the very minimum, Trump’s willfully conning his supporters out of the market value cost of their trailer park homes for his personal gain. Or as Trump refers to it a win-win scenario.

