Today Tim Walz Recounted His Debate Performance From Last Night Against JD Vance
A Performance That Began With Vance Demanding He Could Lie To The American Audience… Without The Moderators Injecting Truth…. To Throw Vance Off His Pre-Planned Strategy To Sane-Wash Trump’s Fabrications
However The Moderators Made Sure To Preface Their Questions With Lengthy Factual Preambles
Leaving Vance No Other Option But To Dance Around The Questions …With An All You Can Eat Amount Of Word Salad
Which Ultimately Led To The Most Powerful Statement Of The Night By Walz And The Most Damning Non-Answer Sending Shockwaves Around The World By Vance
Vance Then Continued To Further Buried Himself With This Jaw-Dropping Delusional Follow-Up Which Sealed An Overall Victory For Walz
It Then Gave Walz The Opportunity To Run-Up The Score On Vance In The Final Moments Of The Debate…After Walz Suffered From A Shaky Start To The Evening’s Festivities
Even Today Vance Was Still Caught Off Guard When Asked About The Same Simple Question From The Debate…So He Once Again Danced Around The Issue Like He Was The Lead In A Conga Line
But Regardless Of Vance’s Response Today…The Damage Was Already Done…During The Heat Of The Moment Last Night
Although The January 6th Topic Was Vance’s Worst Nightmarish Moment… It Was Hardly The Only Time He Was Caught Blatantly Lying Throughout The Debate
Vance’s Disinformation Wasn’t Lost On All Media Pundits Though
Some Of Vance’s More Obnoxious Claims Were Even Offensive To Some Younger Viewers
Meanwhile Trump Was Busy Throughout The Debate Rage-Posting His Own Propaganda To Keep His MAGA Base On Well Fed
It Appeared Vance Was Never Trying To Win Over The Public…No His Remarks Were Made Solely To Appease An Audience Of One
The One Thing Vance Did Successfully Prove Was That He Is A Much More Polished Habitual Liar Than Trump Is…Which Should Scare All Those Who Believe MAGA Will Instantly Go Away After Trump’s Finally Out Of The Picture
Thankfully Even The Painfully Frustrating Undecided Voters In The Audience Could See Through Vance’s Bullshit
Vance’s January 6th Non-Committal Deflection Was A Disqualifying Admission Of Guilt… Making Him Unfit To Become Vice President In The Eyes Of Voters
Despite Some Pundits Giving Vance Credit For His Skillful Art Of Deception… The Average Watch Party Was Much More Impressed With The Truth From Tim Walz
Despite Fox News Bias Reporting That Vance Won The Debate…Their Viewership Polls Showed Otherwise
Trump’s Surrogates Were Busy Making The Rounds Today…Cleaning Up Vance’s Debate Mess…Including The Human Equivalent Of The Date Rape Drug Corey Lewandowski…Giving His Own Non-Answer To The One Question That Matters To Voters
Finally As A Palate Cleanser Here’s A 5-Minute Recap Of Tim Walz’s Performance From Last Night…Just To Wash Away All That Nasty Vance Propaganda From Your Recent Memory…So We Can End This Post On A Positive Note
Take It Away Gus!!!

