So I mentioned in my last article how Trump was once again caught on camera at the very least farting in Detroit’s face. Or even worse soiling himself while simultaneously implying the city was an actual shithole. The hypocrisy of which didn’t go unnoticed.
However, Ben Meiselas and the team at the Meidas Touch Network have been in a non-sensationalistic manner uncovering The Commander-in-Shite’s chronic-colon crisis for some time now. I, however, plan to make a much bigger stink of the topic.
Just over the last two weeks at multiple rallies, Trump has been a one-man Iron Dome Fly-Swatting Defense System. He has been batting away heat-seeking enemy flies at such a rapid rate that Israel is now considering studying his unconventional waving technique to fortify their current systems.
The thing is, this is not a new discovery by any means. Trump’s overwhelming odor has been in question going back decades. As this man so poignantly points out, it’s not a matter of attacking an old man just for simply doing old-man things. It’s the wipe cover-up of the issue that needs further examination.
Sources have reached out to the Meidas Touch Network with photographic evidence of Donald Trump and the Secret Service leaving the same Gastroenterologist’s office as the source. Included was his text message from that day to his friend about the random encounter.
That doctor was Trump’s personal physician Harold Bornstein. The man who was originally linked to Trump’s infamous doctor’s note that suspiciously sounded a lot like Trump-speak and clearly not the words of a practicing physician. Another anomaly is that Trump’s personal physician is a Gastroenterologist and not a General Internist.
Well, It turns out, that not only did Trump write the letter himself. He sent his personal goons over to rob Dr. Bornstein of all his medical records immediately following questions of Trump’s use of the hair-growth drug Propecia came to light. If Trump was so embarrassed enough about his connection to Propecia. What would he be willing to do to cover up an explosive-diarrhea-type situation? Perhaps, even Illegally raid his own doctor’s office? *The relevant information ends around the 4-minute mark or whenever the talking heads start to give their opinions.
Those Trump Goons in question are his personal bodyguard/ fixer Kieth Schiller and Attorney Alan Garten
Reports out of Trump’s Manhattan criminal trial were that he was suffering bouts of uncontrollable sleep-farts that created a toxic environment for those surrounding the simultaneous Snoozer and Bowel-Mover.
Then there are the many accounts from elected officials and foreign dignitaries regarding the constant stench cloud that envelopes the Farting-Fascist.
Which ultimately led to this parody commercial produced by the good folks defending democracy over at “The Lincoln Project”.
Trump even victimized the late great Diane Feinstein in this memorable clip where he showed the aging political icon no mercy with a brutal blast to the face. That damn near floored the floundering Feinstein.
Turkey’s President Erdogan felt all of Trump’s flatulence-fury as the two leaders closely met.
It’s legitimately happened so many times to Trump publicly that the man has his own gastric government game-tape highlight reel.
There’s even a Trump-themed children’s book to help explain why PAP-PAP continuously poops himself to the delight of no one in his near vicinity.
Since this entire article was Today’s Political Palate Cleanser. That hopefully could give you a few laughs during this time of great concern. While also opening your eyes to the simple connections the mainstream media continues to ignore. So today I will leave you with a stark warning from Trump himself. He is openly threatening to use the US Military against its own citizens. How is this footage not on a continuous loop on every media outlet around the world?
I do however want to apologize for my absence over the last few days as I have been battling a stomach bug of my own. The good news from the home front is that I, unlike Trump, always successfully made it to the proper waste receptacle before a hazardous cleanup crew was required to secure the scene of the incident in my pants or my immediate surroundings. So all is good in the hood folks.
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