JD Vance Does NOT F*ck Couch Cushions!!!

(CEO)—As Republicans pathetically try to discredit Kamala Harris’s persona with misogynistic and racist fabrications. Claiming the uber-successful and accomplished Black Female politician slept her way up to the Vice Presidency. Pretty much the go-to character assassination attempts you’d expect from the MAGA culture-less. A collection of wannabe alpha males that wouldn’t know how to properly […]

Congrats To The Media For Saving Democracy From The Threat of Biden’s Age !!!

Warning This Column Contains Potentially Lethal Doses Of Sarcasm! Anyone Suffering From Diminished Comedic Reasoning Please Proceed with Caution! (CEO)—My fellow Americans our long drawn-out existential nightmare is finally over. President Joseph Biden has been forced to step down from the Democratic nomination for the Presidency. Thanks in large part to the bravery and intestinal […]