How Is JD Vance Involved With Scorched Monkey Balls And Natzi Memorabilia?!?

(CEO)—Oh my, how the vicious publicity hits keep on landing squarely on Shady Vance’s gunt-like chin. Hidden beneath all his treasured facial hair. The negativity has gotten so ruthless that even I contemplated showing his badly bruised psyche some mercy. Then after further consideration, I decided as long as this MAGA-bully remained in the Presidential […]

JD Vance, The Most Unpopular Dolphin-Porn-Enthusiast In History!!!

(CEO)—Not since Donald Trump was caught bragging about grabbing women by their lady parts on a hot microphone. Has, the felonious predator, made such an illogical decision as selecting JD Vance as his MAGA-running-mate. As more bizarre details of “Shady” Vance’s sexual inclinations emerge. Less than a week removed from his public denial that he […]