Trump’s Latest Grift Is Peddling “God Bless The USA Bibles”!!!

(Meidas Touch Network)—“As his Stormy Daniels hush money trial is about to kick off, Trump announced he is selling, along with singer Lee Greenwood, his own Trump Bible, or as he described it, a God Bless the USA King James Version Bible. Trump revealed that the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Declaration of Independence, and the Pledge of Allegiance are all included in the God Bless the USA Bible. So no Access Hollywood tape transcript? 

Trump, who has been fact checked for lying a myriad of times, says that his $60 God Bless the USA Bible is “very important” to him and he wants a lot of people to have it. Trump claimed everyone needs his Bible “for your heart, for your soul.”

Trump also said, “Religion and Christianity are the biggest things missing from this country, and I truly believe we need to bring them back and we have to bring them back fast.” Trump’s website says this Bible “is the only Bible endorsed by President Trump.” Who knew the Bible needs an endorsement from a politician wrapped up in adultery payout scandal. 

While it would be nice if MAGA Republicans would read the Bible and not vote against helping the poor, this Trump Bible grift is likely going to come across as phony to anyone not drinking the MAGA Kool-Aid.”

Take a guess, what are the two documents that Donald Trump intentionally defies on the daily? If you answered the Constitution and the Bible you would be correct and oh boy, do we have just the perfect prize for you. The Trump “God Bless the USA” Bible combo pack. Finally, the perfect gift to get for that White Nationalist in your life. You somehow always end up choosing at your annual work “Secret Santa”.

Ironically, for a man so morally bankrupt and criminally motivated as Trump, to publish and distribute a combination of both religious and historical legal records is the pinnacle of hypocrisy. Which may be Trump’s only area of real expertise, unlike religion or constitutional law.

Trump’s prejudicial pandering has no limits. Whether it’s selling gaudy sneakers to court young Black Males. Or his newly released Bible/ US Founding Father’s combo set attracting Christian Extremists. Along with his very own fragrance line, intended for those MAGATS hoping to smell like, McDonald’s farts and belly button lint. It appears Trump’s expanding his Chachkie portfolio to mirror the political base he’s actively pursuing.

Although, I do much prefer Trump hawks his cheap goods to his adoring cult following. Then have him rely upon corrupt foreign actors to finance his mounting legal costs. The thought of Trump selling classified documents to the highest foreign bidders is something that should terrify every democracy-loving American.

Just imagine Trump devising a money-making scheme to lure foreign agents from varying backgrounds. Using his self-described “genius idea” combination packaging to peddle our highly sensitive national secrets. Like Russian nesting dolls stuffed with “Top Secret” NATO Troop Movements for the Putin Regime. Persian rugs lined with Nuclear Weapons Program details for the Iranian Government. Or maybe, a collection of MAGA origami figures made out of Taiwanese Defense Plans, for Xi Jinping and his Chinese Military Service. As ridiculous as this may sound to any reasonably sane person. I’d be stunned if it hadn’t already crossed Trump’s mind.

Trump’s ability to lower the bar of political integrity to a level where only his tiny hands can still fit under. Highlights his blatant disregard, for holding himself to, the slightest of Presidential standards. However, If the whole Presidency thing doesn’t work out for Trump and his criminal trials don’t go his way. At least he will have the necessary bartering skills to trade loose cigarettes and handjobs to his fellow inmates in prison. Otherwise, his canteen won’t have nearly the funds needed. To pay off the guards for protection, he’ll surely require. You see, Trump’s history of racist rhetoric might work at his MAGA rallies. But it certainly won’t garner the same type of reaction in the clink. If Trump isn’t already preparing himself for retaliation from prisoner groups he’s marginalized. That should immediately go to the top of his “to-do” list. Well, at least a boy can dream, can’t he?

Good To See Trump’s Practicing His Techniques For Prison

Click the link below for the Meidas Touch Network article quoted in this column

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-is-now-selling-trump-bibles

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